STEP 1: Prepare colour pencils.
Or crayons. The more, the merrier.
STEP 2: Get a colouring book.
Winnie The Pooh or Dora The Explorer. Barbie is most preferable.
STEP 3: Invite her to colour the book with you.
Display your cutest expression to win her affection. Round, blinking eyes. Sweet smile
STEP 4: Pretend to be shocked and say this:
"Oh Alamaak Alin.... Colour pencils tu tak tajam lah.. Macam mana nak kaler ni.... Hmm.. Alin pegi sharpen dulu, nanti kite kaler same same eh???"
Oh. Did I mention Prepare a Dustbin and A LOT of colour pencils??
While she is sharpening those color pencils, take your sweet time to do anything you want.
Now go search for those pencils in your cupboard, in the drawer, under the bed or whenever you think they are hiding.
Don.t let them get away from you.
Reminder: When you use the colour pencils, make sure you exert the highest pressure possible. You can repeat all the steps above when the right time comes. ;D